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Pizza

on March 28, 2024 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Shorts
Characters: Bearalzebub, Death

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  1. Llywenna
    Llywenna
    March 28, 2024, 5:01 am | # | Reply

    Pizza is made of bread, the staff of life 🙂
    It has all the food groups: meat, veggies, dairy and fruit if you like pineapple on it, I do 😛
    It has all the modern food groups too: gluten, nitrates, salt and fat
    A recent study said it’s better to have pizza for breakfast than cereal. Or for any meal.
    Just don’t let Children’s Services find out, I don’t think they read the article 😉

  2. HKMaly
    HKMaly
    March 28, 2024, 1:04 pm | # | Reply

    Pizza has all the food groups, but in incorrect ratio. For example, even if you are one of those heretics who puts pineapple on pizza, it’s still not enough fruit. However, the same can be said of any meal ; that’s why you should combine meals of different kind.

  3. Llywenna
    Llywenna
    March 29, 2024, 9:39 am | # | Reply

    That’s why you eat more than one slice 😛 and have a side salad…fruit salad

  4. Great Scott
    Great Scott
    March 29, 2024, 6:19 pm | # | Reply

    Uh, tomato is a fruit…

  5. Martin L.
    Martin L.
    March 30, 2024, 6:33 am | # | Reply

    Even if tomato is a fruit, you should not put it in fruit salad.

  6. Llywenna
    Llywenna
    April 1, 2024, 4:51 am | # | Reply

    So are avocadoes, peppers and corn.
    And an apple isn’t, neither are strwberries, grapes or pineapple.

    Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit
    Wisdom is knowing not to put one in a fruit salad
    Charisma is doing it and selling it anyway

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